like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Well those spiders must have really beaten the shit out of me before they killed me.
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!
*from the back of the room* ok how are u
arteries will always hold a special place in my heart
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
And then they give you a reason and its like
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
ravioli ravioli give me the motherfuckin formuoli
YOU CAN HAVE IT
when i’m proud of something i’ve done:
when somebody does it even better:
BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD
I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3
Everyone needs a baby dancing Groot on their dash.
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things is not quite the same
It’s the same, but different.
Can’t. Not. Reblog.
I don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that
google street view is the best, example:
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage