If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
if someone trusts you enough to tell u a secret please keep it
Literally I Cant Ew
i will watch this until my eyes bleed
omfg this gives me life
she is LIVING
They get away with so much stuff on this show
Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius
OH MY GOD YES
when you see a dog from across the street
do you think he knows
DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."
a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
if you didn’t read this in their voices you are lying.