judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
activate jesus vision
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
I still love this
my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up
sir could you just calm down for a second
[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”
“sure thing son whatchu need”
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB
How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat
Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.